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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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\"Dance All Over Me\" is a song by British singer-songwriter George Ezra. It was released on 30 September 2022, as the third single from Ezra's third studio album Gold Rush Kid. The song peaked at number 61 on the UK Singles Chart.
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