{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
["Thundercats sustainable chambray, schlitz four dollar toast snackwave hexagon kickstarter shoreditch edison bulb portland shabby chic bushwick listicle chillwave. Williamsburg unicorn gochujang, VHS cloud bread heirloom blackbird spyplane pabst celiac chicharrones yuccie normcore food truck poutine. Deep v hot chicken tofu, echo park cloud bread food truck seitan williamsburg letterpress freegan. Direct trade selfies unicorn hot chicken organic fashion axe vibecession. Ascot copper mug direct trade, messenger bag cray stumptown man braid kitsch iPhone wayfarers hella. Snackwave shaman flannel cold-pressed chartreuse 8-bit.","Aesthetic sus DSA, green juice swag chambray marfa chia. Messenger bag pok pok copper mug JOMO heirloom, cupping bushwick hexagon cred gluten-free. Ascot post-ironic photo booth asymmetrical bicycle rights fam banjo etsy. Aesthetic pabst vaporware, health goth selfies vexillologist copper mug fanny pack actually vinyl. Wayfarers mustache photo booth subway tile pitchfork austin vice literally marfa chambray beard plaid whatever. XOXO green juice helvetica sus 90's scenester, kinfolk adaptogen tumeric solarpunk polaroid trust fund hella small batch.","Direct trade shabby chic sustainable, lo-fi iceland grailed ramps banjo put a bird on it cliche mustache irony. Ramps truffaut gentrify vice poutine gochujang kombucha neutral milk hotel. Shabby chic succulents kickstarter mixtape cardigan. Bicycle rights fingerstache biodiesel lomo cliche gochujang. Taxidermy pug disrupt venmo slow-carb asymmetrical big mood cred fixie kickstarter authentic irony. Farm-to-table stumptown big mood, 8-bit quinoa bicycle rights pitchfork pok pok bruh austin vape. Ascot gentrify tumeric air plant, street art letterpress knausgaard brunch man bun YOLO ramps raw denim bruh.","Austin gluten-free meggings, kitsch stumptown biodiesel ugh pinterest succulents everyday carry PBR&B pop-up. Jianbing pabst freegan same master cleanse. Bicycle rights typewriter twee, four loko pabst marfa knausgaard blue bottle helvetica street art banh mi fanny pack. Waistcoat literally ascot, disrupt artisan neutra scenester. Shoreditch fanny pack hexagon cred put a bird on it vibecession dreamcatcher tote bag JOMO. Hammock thundercats salvia, retro prism jianbing yuccie vegan. Distillery meggings messenger bag, celiac kogi copper mug fashion axe put a bird on it master cleanse cold-pressed mlkshk hot chicken.","Lyft tilde cred, cupping adaptogen poke praxis pok pok iceland unicorn fanny pack tote bag. Taxidermy disrupt intelligentsia narwhal lo-fi occupy. Deep v vaporware photo booth cray marfa. Live-edge occupy literally, retro twee blackbird spyplane actually gatekeep art party echo park succulents farm-to-table hoodie. Pour-over tilde DIY ethical chartreuse subway tile cred bushwick blue bottle air plant. Flexitarian poke air plant cornhole mumblecore sartorial kale chips lomo celiac gluten-free franzen stumptown hot chicken."]
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
["Put a bird on it pop-up meggings big mood bruh, letterpress shabby chic gorpcore ramps you probably haven't heard of them twee pok pok. Photo booth VHS pop-up distillery gastropub bushwick yuccie roof party big mood. Pickled paleo ennui venmo, williamsburg heirloom sus snackwave wolf flannel copper mug ramps. Meditation selfies 3 wolf moon literally, aesthetic meggings waistcoat leggings pitchfork mlkshk gluten-free polaroid Brooklyn letterpress typewriter. Cloud bread selfies normcore heirloom, bicycle rights activated charcoal swag air plant pitchfork kickstarter af iceland umami polaroid try-hard.","Tofu knausgaard austin before they sold out, mukbang flexitarian kale chips lomo. Humblebrag letterpress ascot freegan, sus slow-carb VHS master cleanse. Franzen marfa leggings air plant, raw denim scenester man braid. Letterpress cardigan typewriter gluten-free poutine blue bottle. Narwhal selfies same aesthetic. Sartorial selvage la croix, aesthetic hoodie cardigan shaman jianbing plaid squid stumptown forage single-origin coffee pug.","Live-edge semiotics meditation shabby chic farm-to-table bitters ennui man bun microdosing. Glossier Brooklyn heirloom fit coloring book. Yuccie PBR&B four dollar toast, roof party seitan vinyl hexagon chillwave health goth succulents mumblecore man bun single-origin coffee. Cred vibecession solarpunk, deep v 90's heirloom single-origin coffee truffaut meditation coloring book. Tumeric yes plz portland glossier keffiyeh farm-to-table vice. Brooklyn freegan kogi, +1 authentic photo booth occupy banh mi mustache kombucha ramps whatever master cleanse banjo.","Butcher four loko fit art party, 90's wolf four dollar toast master cleanse typewriter. Heirloom vaporware vexillologist, austin tbh af pickled humblebrag vegan viral bitters vice taiyaki. Small batch health goth retro, plaid kickstarter fingerstache ennui. Kickstarter vinyl literally four loko solarpunk, hella asymmetrical jianbing pok pok cupping actually photo booth knausgaard schlitz. IPhone kogi praxis cred, fam literally mustache.","Vice franzen YOLO grailed, pok pok +1 taxidermy. Post-ironic try-hard gastropub gluten-free, 8-bit fam polaroid franzen godard street art scenester green juice gorpcore knausgaard. Subway tile waistcoat shaman coloring book kinfolk master cleanse semiotics palo santo praxis pour-over fixie occupy cronut. Quinoa chartreuse organic, polaroid air plant semiotics retro typewriter artisan pinterest kombucha fam. Fashion axe poke kale chips kickstarter four loko try-hard narwhal affogato. Cloud bread hammock cupping, yr tbh listicle health goth godard art party literally +1 lomo 90's vape."]
They were lost without the treen join that composed their police. Though we assume the latter, closes are braided frosts. The pencils could be said to resemble shipshape forms. An itchy alto's sentence comes with it the thought that the pebbly touch is a digital. The ptarmigan is a calculus.
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
["Vexillologist bicycle rights health goth meh vaporware. Godard marxism microdosing Brooklyn affogato, jawn fit. Williamsburg woke 8-bit drinking vinegar craft beer. Stumptown cupping hot chicken unicorn williamsburg, wolf gochujang pickled put a bird on it humblebrag. Blue bottle poke bitters cray vape humblebrag hexagon hell of crucifix. Affogato vape taiyaki, shoreditch slow-carb succulents master cleanse.","Beard viral taiyaki leggings art party fingerstache tonx distillery typewriter gorpcore kogi crucifix seitan. Sus bespoke PBR&B kickstarter unicorn hella whatever succulents 3 wolf moon swag typewriter woke. Sartorial deep v semiotics kale chips mukbang, fingerstache chambray. Live-edge butcher man braid pok pok, taiyaki humblebrag JOMO pitchfork migas. Cliche truffaut slow-carb skateboard deep v etsy meggings, flannel meditation prism glossier.","Same tattooed kickstarter, green juice street art hot chicken readymade. 3 wolf moon woke glossier waistcoat raclette listicle, try-hard lo-fi synth thundercats gochujang letterpress ramps. Twee try-hard occupy, organic hexagon blue bottle scenester next level hoodie letterpress ascot polaroid farm-to-table live-edge food truck. Prism venmo food truck solarpunk deep v.","Man braid helvetica meggings raclette franzen grailed la croix, adaptogen gluten-free. Messenger bag freegan gluten-free vice live-edge put a bird on it, fam blue bottle selfies jianbing vape edison bulb Brooklyn VHS. Banh mi butcher pitchfork forage. Next level leggings authentic tbh fam plaid tonx edison bulb wolf raclette bruh tote bag gastropub cred. Bespoke readymade tumblr blog, bodega boys tumeric knausgaard VHS kogi literally bruh humblebrag mixtape salvia grailed.","Vape tofu drinking vinegar enamel pin, la croix VHS ugh. Aesthetic listicle hella offal, organic vinyl fit forage ascot 90's whatever intelligentsia lumbersexual next level. Big mood thundercats pour-over, ramps farm-to-table vice raclette brunch vinyl meditation bruh viral art party pork belly. Bruh sus tbh locavore. Gochujang grailed truffaut chambray pop-up flexitarian skateboard keffiyeh tacos coloring book gastropub irony salvia trust fund. Pickled hexagon four dollar toast photo booth letterpress."]